Getting the most out of your TiVo

A TiVo is much more than just a souped up digital VCR. What separates TiVo from your cable company’s generic DVR (other than the awesome features of TiVo service itself) is the wide range of (mostly free) applications you can use to enhance your TiVo experience. I’ve written about some of these applications here before (like Galleon, streambaby, and pyTivo) but I figured one comprehensive write-up might be in order.

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WIJFR: Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town

It’s only natural that Alan, the broadminded hero of Doctorow’s fresh, unconventional SF novel, is willing to help everybody he meets. After all, he’s the product of a mixed marriage (his father is a mountain and his mother is a washing machine), so he knows how much being an outcast can hurt. Alan tries desperately to behave like a human being–or at least like his idealized version of one. He joins a cyber-anarchist’s plot to spread a free wireless Internet through Toronto at the same time he agrees to protect his youngest brothers (members of a set of Russian nesting dolls) from their dead brother who’s now resurrected and bent on revenge.

After reading the Publisher’s Weekly plot summary of Cory Doctorow’s “Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town” above, you’re probably wondering the same thing I did: WTF? 😕 It took me a little bit to get comfortable with the characters and the backstory, and even then I was still scratching my head (figuratively), not sure of what exactly was going on. As with the other Doctorow stories I’ve completed recently, I read this one on my Treo in iSilo format (you can download it for free here in a wide variety of formats).

The main characters are named alphabetically, but this is never clearly explained. So you start out reading about Alan (the protagonist), but then in one sentence it suddenly refers to him as “Art” and then goes back to “Alan.” This confused me because the previous Doctorow story I read was “Eastern Standard Tribe” and the main character in that book is Art. I figured, at first, this was just a publishing error. But then he (Alan) introduces himself to his neighbors as “Adam.” Eventually it became clear that Alan was being called by any name starting with A. His brothers are then (in order), Billy (who can see the future), Charlie (who is an island, yes, an actual island), Davey (an evil undead sort of thing and the main antagonist), and then Ed, Frank, George who are the nesting dolls (George inside Frank inside Ed). Now, remember that all of their names change constantly throughout the text, only the first letter stays the same. Then throw in that their mother is a washing machine and their father is a mountain and they were raised by stone golems and you start to see how messed up this story is. But messed up in a good way.

Alan has left the mountain (his father) and moved to Toronto where he is trying to blend in with normal people, like  his next door neighbors (alphabetically named Krishna, Link, Mimi, and Natalie but their names don’t change and Doctorow inexplicably skipped the letters H, I, and J). Alan’s brother Davey, who they killed some six years before, is back and hunting down the brothers one by one.

There’s another plotline running through “Someone” that involves Alan and Kurt (a dumpster-diving, anarchist techno-punk) trying to blanket their area of the city with free WiFi (open access to information via technology is a typical plot element in many of Doctorow’s stories). This whole technology thread (describing wireless access points, routers, network traffic, etc.) stands in stark contrast the fantasy elements of Alan, his family, and neighbor Mimi, who Alan discovers has her own secret: she has wings.

The narrative jumps back and forth between the present (Alan living in Toronto helping Kurt with his ParasiteNet project) and the past (Alan and the brothers growing up on the mountain and eventually killing Davey). Eventually, both story lines come together in the climatic, if not somewhat confusing, conclusion.

It’s a good read … check it out.

Next year? Well, maybe the year after that …

So last week was a hard week to be an Indians fan.

First, on Monday, they traded Ryan Garko to the Giants. Then it was Ben Francisco and Cy Young winner Cliff Lee being sent to Philadelphia.

Cleveland is the first team to trade incumbent Cy Youngs in consecutive seasons, according to STATS LLC.

How’s that for a stat? Then, the icing on the cake, the final nail in the coffin, on Saturday they gave up Victor Martinez to, of all teams, the Red Sox (does anyone remember Manny Ramirez, or Coco Crisp?)! 😮 All of these trades were for “prospects.” Ugh! Maybe these new names are the future stars, but you need a few seasoned, tested players on the team too!

How much longer is this team going to be in a “rebuilding” mode? They effectively just started over. This quote summed it up the best for me:

In case you hadn’t noticed, the Indians’ 2009 season is pretty much a total loss. It’s the automobile lying on its side in the intersection, glass and broken metal scattered everywhere following the accident, the car, totaled, waiting to be loaded onto a flatbed truck to transport it to the junkyard where it will be stripped for parts.

That’s really too bad … it’s hard to believe I was in Goodyear just four short months ago watching a team that seemed to have a lot of promise for a good season. sigh I guess that’s the beauty and magic of spring training.

Well, at least football training camp has started … maybe I can get a little excited about the Browns or the Bucs? Hrm …

WIJFR: Cradle and All

In the midst of a series of unexplained plagues and famines, two teenage girls are heavily pregnant, despite being virgins. According to the sacred prophecies of Fatima, one will bear the child of Christ and the other, the spawn of Satan. Both Anne Fitzgerald, a former nun turned private detective, and the Vatican’s Father Rosetti are sent to investigate. But which girl carries which child?

So I just finished James Patterson’s “Cradle and All” and, well, I was unimpressed. Patterson originally published this story in 1980 as “Virgin” and then updated it and re-published it more recently under the new title.

In a nutshell, there are two teenage, virgin, girls who are almost 9 months pregnant: one rich and well off in Rhode Island and the other a poor country girl in Ireland. Meanwhile, all around the world there have been outbreaks of disease, terrible droughts, and other signs of a pending apocalypse (if you’ve ever seen “The Seventh Sign” you’ll get the picture). The book jumps back and forth between third- and first-person narratives (which apparently Patterson does a lot in his writing). The chapters in first-person are told by Anne, the former nun turned private investigator who is asked to investigate Kathleen, the pregnant girl in Newport. Meanwhile, Father Rosetti, from the Vatican, checks out Colleen in Ireland. Eventually Anne’s and Rosetti’s paths will cross as both investigators try to determine which girl is carrying the supposed savior and which will give birth to evil.

Have read other semi-religious thrillers like Dan Brown’s “Angels and Demons” or “The DaVinci Code,” or even more recently Patrick Tilley’s “Mission,” I just wasn’t that thrilled or intrigued by “Cradle and All.” It was easy enough to read, so I finished it (I hate not finishing a book once I start it), but it was nothing fantastic or riveting.

I’m going back to hardcore SF for my next few reads: Kim Stanley Robinson’s Mars trilogy.

Do I still want (or need) a FitBit?

Back in September, when I was in the middle of my weight-loss regiment, I pre-ordered a FitBit. At that time, the little gadget was supposed to be shipping in January. Well, it’s now August and it looks like I might actually finally have my FitBit this month (they hope to start shipping on August 10).

But the question is: do I still need, or even want, it?

When I pre-ordered it almost a year ago I had lost about 20 pounds (via Wii Fit and my new eating habits) and was still trying to lose more. By January of this year I had lost another 20 pounds and have been keeping my weight steady at around 160lbs for the past 8 months.

My gadget addiction is still telling me I want it just for the coolness factor (a little wearable wireless device that tracks my steps and sleeping habits), but the my reasonable side is saying I don’t need this kind of information anymore. Given that a gadget (Wii Fit) kick-started my weight loss in the first place, I’m leaning towards giving the FitBit a fair shake. I could always sell it if I don’t think it’s doing anything for me … stay tuned.

Kingdom of Loathing, an “MMORPG” more my style

I haven’t been a PC gamer in a long time. Other than our annual holiday deathmatches the last major PC game I remember playing with any regularity was the free version of Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

My friends and I used to play the original WarCraft at LAN parties back in the late 90s but I usually got my butt kicked. I would finally have a few modest buildings and be able to build trebuchets and then I would get wiped out by one of my buddies who somehow had armies of flying dragons already. Since I found myself with less free time for gaming as time went by, I never got into World of WarCraft or any of the other MMORPGs that have popped up.

Then this week I heard about Kingdom of Loathing from creator Zack Johnson on the Adam Carolla podcast (the July 27 episode). While not technically an MMORPG, KoL is an online (browser-based) role-playing game with a comical twist. It’s also free (but “donations are appreciated and rewarded”).

my KoL characterIf you need high-res graphics and rich 3D environments, KoL is probably not for you. If you cut your gaming teeth on Infocom text adventures, love the humor of Monty Python, and can appreciate the art of xkcd, you should definitely give this game a try. Just read the “about” page and I’m sure you’ll want to sign up and create a character (I’m a currently a level 3 pastamancer).

As you can see from the screenshot to the right, the interface is point-and-click simple. I love the “hand-drawn” look too. It reminds me of playing D&D with friends on the school bus using paper and pencil to create the “dungeons.”

Again, KoL isn’t massively multiplayer, but it does have some multiplayer features: there’s a chat room and player vs. player combat, neither of which I’ve experimented with yet. There are clans as well, but I’m not sure if you can go questing with other online players at the same time, ala WoW. I’m content just to do a little questing on my own, though.

Another neat “feature” of the game is that it’s turn-based and you’re allotted a certain number of turns each day. Some might think this is rather restrictive, but I don’t mind having a limit to how much I can play per day. So if you love pulling all-nighters killing orcs with your guild, this game isn’t for you. But if you don’t mind spending a few minutes a day killing possessed cans of asparagus in the Spooky Pantry or meatsmithing some components together (did I mention the in-game currency is meat?), you’re going to love Kingdom of Loathing.

My current character stats:

Greetings, programs!

Check out the new trailer for Tron Legacy (aka, Tron 2):

Oh yeah! Can’t wait to see that …

The 1-2 punch of “TRON” in 1982 and “WarGames” in 1983 is what jump-started my computer hobby that turned into an addiction and eventually a profession. I also pumped a ton of hard-earned quarters into that video game (if you want to re-live some multi-player light cycle action, check out Armagedtron).

15 geek movies to see before you die

Listening to TWiT episode #204 the other day I heard (at about 40:47 in) Dwight Silverman mention he had written a blog post some time ago about about 15 geek movies to see before you die that keeps resurfacing on Digg. He did say that he took a lot of flack for not including “Blade Runner” (and others) on the list. As with any “top xx” list, there will always be people who can’t believe you didn’t include this thing or that thing. Check out the comments on his post for other good movies he “missed.”

Anyway, on Dwight’s list there are only three recommendations I haven’t seen: “Brazil,” (which surprisingly I hadn’t heard of even though I’m a big Terry Gilliam fan),  “Dark City,” and “Repo Man” (Emilio Estevez … really?). I’ve added these to my personal “watch” list so I’ll get to them at some point and decide for myself if they belong on that list with the other twelve.

WIJFR: Black Friday

A courageous federal agent, a powerful and resourceful woman lawyer–only they can possibly stop the unspeakable from happening. New York City is under siege by a secret militia group–and that’s just the beginning of the relentless terror of Black Friday. While Patterson’s thriller is slightly out-of-date with its Cold War setting, it remains dramatically contemporary in its vision of a stock market thrown into chaos when a group of saboteurs blows up several Wall Street institutions.

Taking a break from my recent run of science fiction and fantasy books, I found an old (but unread by me) copy of James Patterson’s novel “Black Friday” (originally titled “Black Market”) on my bookshelf and decided to give it a go. Like the excerpt I included above mentions, the Cold War setting is a bit outdated, but considering Patterson wrote this book in the mid-80s, before 9-11 and the current economic crisis, it still seems timely and feasible.

The story opens with terrorists threatening to destroy a large swath of Wall Street in New York City that Friday evening. At first I figured the bulk of the novel would be about trying to stop the bombings (and find out who was behind them) but just pages in, boom the buildings of major financial companies (banks, etc.) in the Manhattan financial district are gone. With the threat of the collapse of the entire Western economic system hanging above their heads, anti-terrorist agent Archer Carroll and SEC investigator Caitlin Dylan find themselves traveling around the globe trying to unravel the mystery of Green Band: who are they and what do they really want?