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I found this New York Times article via slashdot … “Mystery Science Theater 3000” turns 20 this month!

MST3k premiered on Thanksgiving Day 1988 on KTMA in Minnesota. It was eventually picked up by Comedy Central where I discovered it as a sophomore in college in 1992 (back when Jon Stewart was still on “Short Attention Span Theater“). I remember having a group of friends come down to visit one weekend for KingCon that summer and telling them “guys, you have to see this show.” We were hooked (and their wives probably still hate me for introducing them to it).

MST3k was a Saturday night staple during my college years:

  • I recall setting up the VCR to record the Turkey Day marathons and asking my roommate who was staying at school over break to change the tapes every 6 hours (man, TiVo would have made that soooo much easier!).
  • I remember watching Joel’s last episode, and Mike’s first one.
  • I would occasionally post in alt.tv.mst3k (that’s on Usenet for you younger folks ;-)).
  • I remember worrying when Comedy Central dropped the show (but then SciFi picked it up).
  • I wrote an alternate version of the lyrics to the opening theme (who hadn’t, back then?).

And it’s still a (small) part of my life today:

The original Brains now run “Cinematic Titanic.” I’ve purchased, downloaded, and watched the first two episodes and they are really great … reminds me of old times with friends on Saturday nights.

Keep circulating those tapes …

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  1. Here are my alternate lyrics (circa 1994):

    “Computer Science Theater 2000”
    to MST3k Love Theme by Best Brains

    In the not too distant future,
    Next Sunday, A.D.
    There lived a guy named Jere,
    Not too different from you or me.

    He worked in his school’s computer lab,
    Working hard to pay off his tuition tab.
    He helped everyone who came into the place,
    But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space!

    “We’ll send him ancient hardware.
    The worst we can find.
    He’ll have to work on all of them,
    An XT should do him fine.” (la la la)

    Now keep in mind that Jere cannot fix
    The hardware that he gets,
    Because he used up all his cash
    To pay his tuition debts!

    Cash flow roll-call!
    Housing! (the Ghetto!)
    Books! (too many!)
    Tuition! (how much!?)
    Fooood! (you call that food?)

    If you’re wondering
    “Can Jere run NT, or even OS/2?”
    Just repeat to yourself
    “It’s an XT, he can’t even run DESQview!”
    He’s got ancient hardware ’till the year 2000. *bwang!*

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