Kids say the darndest things … in church

So occasionally at my church, instead of the priest giving a homily, the local librarian has all the kids come down to the front and he tells a story based on the day’s gospel reading … a homily for kids. He also asks the kids questions and lets them answer into the microphone for the congregation to hear.

Today’s gospel reading was about Jesus appearing to the disciples in their locked room after the Resurrection and the story of how St. Thomas wouldn’t believe Jesus had risen until he saw Him with his own eyes (the origin of the phrase “Doubting Thomas“).

So Mr. Mike asks the kids: “which disciple was missing when Jesus first appeared?” Hands go up and he selects my daughter (who’s in the first grade) to answer, at which time she proudly says into the microphone: “Judas.”

As you can imagine, if you’re familiar with the story, this causes quite a chuckle in the congregation. Judas was the disciple who betrayed Jesus and then later regretted his actions and hanged himself. So obviously he wasn’t present in the locked room with the rest when Jesus appeared. Mr. Mike took this in stride and moved on with the rest of his presentation.

Near the end of his homily, my daughter raises her hand again and for whatever reason, Mr. Mike lets her speak into the microphone again. She asks: “So there were only ten disciples in the room?” More chuckles from the congregation.

It’s amazing how a new perspective (even if it’s from a 7 year-old) can change how people look at things.

Funny segment on TWiT: Bob the TSA Blogger and the MacBook Air

There’s a great segment on this week’s TWiT podcast where the gang is talking about Bob the TSA Blogger screening the MacBook Air. The video is hilarious by itself, but when you add the commentary of Leo, Dvorak, Wil Harris, and Jason Calacanis … well, let’s just say I haven’t laughed that hard during a TWiT episode (while driving home from work no less) in a long time.

The segment starts at 1:06:15 and goes through 1:16:16. Check it out.

First post!

Welcome to my personal blog!

In *nix-land, ‘chmod 644‘ means “world readable.” I have no delusions of grandeur that the “world” is reading this, but it’s an accurate description of a blog’s potential audience thanks to the web.

For now though, first post! Let’s go!